Knock, knock jokes are usually silly and nonsensical. They are the perfect way to lighten the mood and bring a smile to everyone’s face, but the best ones are the ones that make you laugh out loud. Dirty knock knock jokes take the classic knock knock jokes and dirty jokes to a whole new level of hilarity.
They often involve sexual innuendo, off-colour humour, and double entendre, making them popular among adults.
From the cheeky to the downright outrageous, these jokes will have everyone in stitches! So get ready to let out a few chuckles, because these knock knock jokes are sure to put a smile on your face.
1. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Asshole!
Asshole who!
Open the door and find out, asshole!
2. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bacon.
Bacon who?
Bae, can you give me a kiss?
3. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan to do something naughty with you.
4. Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Budweiser!
Budweiser who?
Budweiser mother taking her clothes off!
5. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
You’re justin time to see me strip for you.
6. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jamaican.
Jamaican who?
Jamaican me horny.
7. Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Anita!
Anita who?
Anita Dick inside me!
8. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Baby owl.
Baby owl who?
Baby owl see you later at my place.
9. Knock Knock.
Who’s there? Myra!
Myra who?
My right nut.
10. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dozer.
Dozer who?
Dozer some great assets you got there.
11. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ida.
Ida who?
Ida rather be naked with you right now.
12. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ivanna Seymour.
Ivanna Seymour who?
Ivanna Seymour of you, naked.
13. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dewey!
Dewey who?
Dewey have a condom handy?
14. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Disguise.
Disguise who?
Disguise your boyfriend? I can do you better.
15. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Helda dick Helda dick who?
I Helda dick and the wind blew it for me.
16. Knock Knock.
Who’s There?
Ben Hur
Ben Hur who?
Ben Hur over and give it to her doggy style!
17.Knock Knock.
Who’s There?
Justin
Justin who?
Your justin time to wipe my as$!
18. Knock Knock.
Who’s There?
Hop on.
Hop on who?
Hop on dis dick.
19. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Willis!
Willis who?
Willis dick fit in your mouth?
20. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Iguana.
Iguana who?
Iguana touch your butt-crack!
21. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
School.
School who?
School your ass.
22. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Asshole!
Asshole who!
Open the door and find out, asshole!
23. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ben Dover.
Ben Dover who?
Ben Dover and I’ll give you a big surprise!
24. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Fuck you said.
Fuck you said who?
Me!
25. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Madam.
Madam who?
Help madam finger is stuck in the door.
Best Knock Knock Jokes
26. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yo mama.
Yo mama who?
Yo mama woke up in my bed again.
27. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Waiter.
Waiter who?
Just waiter I get my hands on you.
28. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Buster.
Buster who?
Buster Cherry!
Is your daughter home?
29. Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
A yam.
A yam who?
A yam so wet for you right now.
30. Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Idaho,
Idaho who?
No! You da ho!
31. Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
fire!
fire who?
It’s not that bad,
I just need someone to blow me.
32. Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
please pray for,
please pray for who?
me, I can only do the missionary position.
33. Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Al.
Al who?
Al let you touch my booty if you open this door.
34. Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
When where.
When where who?
Tonight, my place, you and me.
35. Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Do you want two CDs?
Do you want two CDs who?
Do you want to CDs nudes?
